AN AMAZING FULL DECK TRANSFORMATION
A DEVASTATINGLY CLEAN EFFECT
You apparently transform a seemingly normal looking pack of playing cards into a hardened, petrified wad that looks exactly like a deck that was accidentally washed and dried in the back pocket of a pair of pants! And the spectator's forced card is cemented right to the bottom of it like a piece of modern, abstact, magical art!!!
Imagine being able to show a deck of dangerously gimmicked cards to a group of uninterested laypeople and false shuffling them so you can force a card on an annoyed spectator who may or may not care to remember it.
It doesn't matter, because in a moment the deck suddenly explodes into a blizzard of foam and suds, stinging everybody's eyes, and then like real magic - THE CARDS ARE MYSTERIOUSLY TELEPORTED THROUGH TIME AND SPACE AND TRANSMORPHED INTO AN APPARENTLY WASHED AND DRIED DECK WITH THEIR CHOSEN, UNSIGNED CARD MAGICALLY APPEARING PERMANENTLY ENTOMBED AT THE VERY BOTTOM!!!
This is an amazing, handcrafted prop your audience can't keep, inspect, or even look at for more than a few seconds. They will remember this mind-frying miracle for at least three to five minutes (results may vary).
You do this right smack in front of their gobsmacked eyes in a foamy explosion of suds and bubbles! Your flabbergasted spectators will have to wipe their eyes and clean their own shorts after you literally shock the sh*t out of them with your awesome magic skills!
Each gimmicked deck if painstakingly and lovingly hand made by a secret process known only to an elite few.
We can't tip the method, but it involves Tide Cleaning Detergent with Oxy Power and Lavender Fields Snuggle, both carefully washed and mixed with quality US Playing Cards at the right temperature and expertly power-heat dried with artistic precision and authentic detail to give you the ultimate in fake, high tech, gaffed, gimmicked decks - Proven in scientific studies to make one in ten people ponder its mysterious origin.
No Strings - No Pulls - No Magnets - No Threads - No Tape - No Shims - No Sleeves - No Sticky Goop - No Wax - No Smoke - No Mirrors - No Switches - No Ditches - No Stooges or Shemps - No Thumb T*ps - No Top*ts - No *****s - No Palming - No Sleight of Hand - No Skill - No Talent - No Practice - No Patter - Nothing to Ditch or Switch - Nothing to Hide - Totally Unexaminable - Rationally Explainable - Potentially Dangerous - Completely Impractical for Strolling, Stage, Close Up or Television - 24 Hour Instant Reset
DON'T BELIEVE US? LISTEN TO THE PROS...
"A Reputation Destroyer" - Eugene Hamburglar
"A wishy washy effect perfect for professional 10 year old YouTubers" - Michael Abdul Ammar
"A plot so stupid, a method so apparent, it could only spawn from pure genius" - David Coppafeel
"I bought two and threw them both out just to make room on my junk draw" - Jay Skanky
"Esto es una mierda" - Danny Garcio
"I almost guessed the method until I was permanently blinded. Now I'll never see it! " - Jeff McBlind
"The best thing since one card monte!" - Darwinian Ortiz
"I couldn't believe my eyes- they burned so freakin bad!" - Titeanus
"The method is so clever it's exactly what you think it is. Perfect reverse psychology to fool the gullible layperson and the knowledgeable magician alike" - The Professor (a certified message from beyond the grave)
Exclusive Gimmicks not included but materials can easily be obtained and at your local Walmart, laundromat and chemical supply warehouse and constructed after many hours of effort and frustration. DVD includes incomplete, confusing instructions filmed from only one angle in amazing High Definition HD Digital Video Disc on DVD!
AN AMAZING FULL DECK TRANSFORMATION
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WARNING - This effect uses a combination of ammonia, bleach, sulphuric acid, turpentine, superglue, dry ice, magician's wax and Oxy Clean Dish Soap. Please use caution when mixing these deadly chemicals together. Adult supervision, breathing apparatus and body armor strongly advised. Creator not responsible for blindness, baldness, scarring, brain damage, impotence or death of performer or spectators. Perform at your own risk. Absolutely no refunds whatsoever, even if your product never arrives. Enjoy responsibly!
Expected Release Date December 2018. Copyright 2015 Fingerjack/Dark Martini Magic Studios LLC.
Performance Rights for one Mirror Only